Following in the tradition of the infamous Monica Lewinsky interview I took time to sit down with the always controversial and once in a while entertaining Tyrant Gumball. The following interview is presented unedited and in it's brief entirety.

Jerry Rules: Thank you Mr. Gumball for joining us. Let's get right to the point, did you follow through with your declaration not to watch the recently completed Winter olympic Games?

Mr. Gumball: That's right, I spent the entire time watching the great athletes in the NBA.

Jerry Rules: So you missed out completely on Anton Apollo Ohno?

Mr. Gumball: I haven't been a big fan of his since he broke up the Beatles.

Jerry Rules: That would have been Yoko Ono, Mr Gumball. Anton Apollo Ohno won three medals in Short Track Speed Skating, one of the most exciting sports of the Winter Olympics.

Mr Gumball: Can't be more exciting than NBA basketball.

Jerry Rules: How about Bode Miller, did you catch any of his races?

Mr. Gumball: Isn't he the younger brother of Reggie Miller? Man, I shore hated to see him retire from the NBA.

Jerry Rules: No, Bode Miller was the Nike poster boy before the Olympics began. He ended up being one of the biggest busts ever to compete in the Games.

Mr. Gumball: Sorry, never heard of him.

Jerry Rules: How about Lindsey Jacobellis?

Mr. Gumball: Nobody in the NBA by that name.

Jerry Rules: No, no Mr Gumball. Lindsey Jacobellis was the US snowboardcross racer who had the Gold Medal all but around her neck until she felt the need to hotdog coming off the last jump. She ended up busting her *ss and losing the Gold Medal.

Mr. Gumball: Sorry, never heard of her.

Jerry Rules: What about the bickering between Shani Davis, who I might add is a black athlete, and Chad Hetrick. Surely you heard about them?

Mr Gumball: You know, I believe you're right. I did happen to catch something about them during the halftime of the NBA game I was watching.

Jerry Rules: Mr. Gumball, I'm just going to let you go your merry way and not waste any more time of the Huddled Masses. You clearly wish to be somewhere else.

Mr. Gumball: Why thank you, there is an NBA game that I need to catch.

For the gullible (as if you didn't already know) the preceding interview is purely fictitious and didn't actually take place.